The NGLF(National Gimpy Liberation Front) has sent in a Undercover Op. to take down Santa's regime
Where's my God damn reindeer?I gotta go take over China, the biggest country in the world, and turn it into a colony of Santa's Capitalist Union!
Jigs up Santa!Sure I don't look like a reindeer, but I AM!SO SHUT UR GOD DAMN MOUTH!
Why are you doing this?
You've have pushed your capitalist goals&commercial interests too far. Millions of "good" boys and girls are rewarded each year, while the"bad" kids are left wanting. This is needs to be stopped.DIE!!
The NGLF Succeeds
I'm melting!MELTING!
My flamethrower of death has taken down Santa's evil Regime of terror and capitalism!MUHAHAHAHA!
