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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all mother****ers.
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by JedShepherd
Carlos, what do you think I should get Joanne for Xmas?
Absolutely nothing. She has moved on and I think it would be inappropriate.
I was thinking something sexy. I've saved up all month!
I think its a really really bad idea Steve. Do not do it.
You're right Carlos! I'm going to get her some skanky lingerie. Thanks!
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