How to spot internet attention-seekers

Author: JonJonB

Date: May 28, 2003

by JonJonB
5-28-03
Internet attention-seekers have their priorities in a strange order.
HOLY SHIT DUDE A DOG JUST BIT OFF MY FACE! OH MY GOD IT HURTS SOOOOOO MUCH
How many gangsta niggaz do you know that sit at their PC and tell random strangers of their exploits?
Man this little punk cracka was dissin mah girl so I popped two in his ass and dumped his body in the lake -- BIATCH.
Internet attention-seekers are the only people who die and live to tell the tale.
Yeah I know you guys thought I was dead and held a TV special in my memory...but the truth is, uh...someone stole my laptop and played a little joke...