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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Killa Kat- part 2

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	Dude, have you heard? That rocker has come out of hospital today. He says that he's gonna kill that weird looking cat.


	Really? Wow. I thought he was dead. That cat is a born-to-be killer. Have you seen what that cat did to main street? I'll take you there right now!


	Wow! Look what it did to this place!


	Dude, I'm just gonna check out that building that's shaped like an ass.


	Oh, shit. It's the cat. It's the one that Tommy said lookws like a piece of shit. Wait a minute......it kinda does. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!


	Laugh it all up, kid. I've just took Mr Asswiggle to the vets. He's had a special powered chip inserted up his anus. He has ice powers like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat!

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