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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Killa Kat- Part 3

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	brrrrrrrrr. S-s-s-s-so.......c-c-c-c-colllddd. brrrrr.


	Holy shit! What happened to you, Braddy Assmilk? Drink this. It's a cool relief ass drink.


	Thanks, Timmy Twix. I thought I'd die for sure.


	Dude, less of that. We've gotta continue our quest. We've got to eliminate that stupid cat. Who's next. Me, you again or Tommy.


	Well, if me and Tommy have already been attacked.........your next.


	Damn! Let's contact officer Dickwod. If the Anus-bleeding guy knocked him down with a car and he survived, there's a a 100% chance that he's still worthy to do it.

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