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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Killer Kat- Part 7

by JonProctor
4-07-05

North pole


	Ho ho ho. Where's my cookies?


	They're in the oven. They'll be ready in ten minutes.

Meanwhile at the White house.


	It's Santa Clause!


	Santa?! What made you think that?


	Don't you see? On every dead body, the ginger man left a picture of Santa on their chest!


	I know how we can bust him. He's at the mall on thursday. We can get him then!

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