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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The Killer Kat- Part 8

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	Ho Ho Ho! What do you want for christmas?


	Your ass, Santa. Where's your cat?


	I don't know what you mean. I don't ahve a cat. I have a dog called Nicholas at the north pole. You are mistaken.


	Don't play games with me, fatty. I know that you killed Timmy. Don't back down! You beheaded me and left me for dead!


	You are the killer, fatty!


	Er........Tommy? The killer is over there. You are mistaken. I think you owe Santa a kick up the ass, steal all the presents and then apoligise for the mistake.

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