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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The lizard and the rocker- part 3- Brain surgery

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	What can I do for you, Dr Redface?


	I need plastic surgery to change my face to a human one.


	There's nothing wrong with your face. You look cool. I'll do surgery on your friends brain though.


	Done and done.

After 2 days of surgery.


	I can see clearly now my brain is gone. I can- - wow. When did you get surgery?


	Nothing. You've just had your brain ripped out and I've found out that I was never a lizard. It was because you have Brain-ass-like-monkey-fart-fruit-atosis.

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