JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Brother, your coffin is empty

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	I can't belive that my brother choked on a pretzel and ended up in a coffin.


	You'll get over it Thomas. My brother's shoelace was tied to tight and his foot exploded.


	I remember when he used to throw eggs at me when I was in the shower. I remember when he farted in chruch and everybody left.


	Yes. I remember that day aswell. I nearly retired due to the horrific smell that drifted through the room. That fart killed my Grandma Carwash.


	Who the hell is Grandma Carwash? Next your gonna tell me that you have an Uncle Helicopter.


	I do. He lives in Chicago with his wife, Auntie Carpet-burn.

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