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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Brother, you're coffin is empty- Part 3

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	Phil. I thought you were dead!


	I was. I choked on a pretzel when I went to see Motley Crue.


	Why didn't you call me on your trip, Phil?


	I couldn't! I was dead. There are no phones in heaven, Honey.


	Damn. Here's my gaylord brother.


	How's it going, Philly?

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