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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Brother, your coffin is empty- Part 2

by JonProctor
4-07-05


	Where's my spot cream?


	Has the elephant-sized boil came back on your arse?


	Who the fuck are you and take that cloth off.


	I'm your brother. I've came to give you the anus cream.


	Why do stupid things happen to me bro? Oh, at your funeral, Priest Dickface told me he had an Uncle Helicopter.


	Ha ha! He always used to make me cough up logs of shit.

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