JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Chatman

by JonProctor
4-08-05


	When I was little, my mother hated me and she still does. She used to throw me on the streets and make me beg for money.


	I said "Mom, you look like an ass and smell like the indide of one". She slapped me and I never saw her since.


	But the saddest thing was when I was seventeen. My girlfriend was cheating on me with the football coach just because he had tree trunk legs.

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