JonProctor

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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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Chatman- Part 2

by JonProctor
4-08-05


	I think it was when I was ten, my teacher stabbed my in the thigh with a fountain pen. So I got my ruler and shoved it down her throat. I had to go to jail for two years.


	Do you ever shut up, Steve?


	Let's see what you are reading.


	Come on, give it back.


	Ha, ha, ha. Why is there pictures of my wife in the bath tub............and with y-you.


	It was a mistake, I tell you, a mistake! She lured me into the room and ripped my clothes off and I couldn't resist. I'm sorry, Steven. I'm so blummin' sorry.

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