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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The craps 1

by JonProctor
4-08-05

"Hello and welcome to the first episode of 'The craps'. The one on the left is Steven Crap and the one on the right is Gaylord Crap. Enjoy the show"


	Are you ever gonna get a job? I mean, every day you just sit in the trash can feeling sorry for yourself.


	I've been dumped again, Stevey. This one was beautiful.


	Who is this so-called beautiful thing?


	That mysterious squirrel that keeps mocking me.


	You're a gaylord, you're a gaylord! HA HA!

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