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There are a lot of fuck-about stories in this profile so pay your respects. Read the best series ever, featuring Butch, Brian and last but not least, Dating. Dating is based on two twins, Bret and Lewis. Bret has dates and when he goes home, Lewis is always fucking them. Brian is based on a man called Brian and his weird family. Don't miss Mick. bIZARRE!! Butch. Butch,Butch,Butch. How to describe him. He rocks. He's an overgrown man who tells stories of his past and lives with a gay roommate. Not for children, packed with swearing!!

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The craps 2- Letters from wives

by JonProctor
4-08-05


	My wife's written to me today, Gaylord.


	Mine too. She's written 'when I get home I'll smash you're face in' on it and 'we're having a divorce'. Oh, that bitch!


	Why aren't you putting the letter down, Steven?


	There's a naked picture of my wife in it.


	I know. Mine's got one too. I put mine down straight away because my wife's naked picture was a naked picture of the mailman.

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