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Goats are very intelligent. Apparently.
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| OK, goatie. Now turn to your left, towards me, but without getting off the stool. You hear me? | |
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| Wow! Isn't that cool? Like, either I'm Saint Francis, who could speak to animals, or goats really understand human language. | |
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| There's more, kiddo, much more. You do have the mystic ability to speak to animals. But, also, I am the reincarnation of an ancient wizard, and I can grow in size thanks to my magic powers. Look! | |
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| Ha! You don't fool me, grandpa. I recognized your uncouth beard and your phlegmous monotone voice. Clever reincarn, though! Really. It's good to have you back. I just hope your incontinence is gone. | |
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