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  KIRLIAN  
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by KIRLIAN
5-31-08
Blobbo the green martian had never forgiven our Mystic Kid for refusing to teach him the ancient art of levitation.
Stop there (you nasty, ungenerous earth child) and at once reveal to me the secrets of your planet, on which I am stranded.
Oh yeah? And on whose authority? You're just, like, a big fat blister on two legs. You're kinda sucky. Why the F would I want to empower you with all that info?
Because I'm asking. And, of course, because I'm pointing my disintegrator at you. We're near Roswell, in the middle of nowhere. No-one will know you ever existed.
Listen, you stinky ball of pus. I ain't scared of your hair-dryer. You can blow my, er, fringe with it if you like. Don't you know that I also possess molecular implosive powers?
Er... no. That I didn't know.
I thought so. Nice brown dust cloud, by the way. Pity it stinks. Seems like an invisible King Kong has just farted! I thought you were from Mars, not Ur Anus! ha ha and again ha!
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