Drunken IM Conversations - Scyess

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: August 28, 2002

by KajunFirefly
8-28-02
You know how in cartoons, when the characters are faced with tough decisions, they get a devil and an angel appearing on their shoulders? How cool would THAT be?
Well, it would suck if you were pondering a decision while jerking off in the bathroom -- then suddenly there are two little people watching you.
Yes, but what if you were drunk and decided to send an e-mail to an ex-girlfriend, apologising for everything she THOUGHT you had done wrong?
Well, I'LL talk you out of it, unless it'll end up in you getting laid?
Too late, I've already sent the mail.
Well then, you suck.