Selling Out - Part Seven

Author: KajunFirefly

Date: October 21, 2002

by KajunFirefly
10-21-02
I, uh, "fixed" the problem with the clown ads.
Wait, what "problem"? They were working fine, what have you done?
Tired of having your genitals rubbing against the inside of your child victim? Is attaching duct tape a complete pain in the....
*cough* You need new "CLOWN_COPS" We'll kidnap children for you, because we're the police, and we can do WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT! HA HA HA!
See? I dressed up as a clown and re-shot the ad, their company will go bust and the money will stop!
They phoned me this morning, they said their orders have tripled.