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| Hello. I am Jeremy Beadle MBE. You may remember me from usch award presentations as "Withered Hand Celebrity Gifts 34", or "Beardy Cunts 3" | |
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| As there is a war on, I'd like to take this oppurtunity to apologise for inflicting such terrible televison on the public of Great Britain since the early 1980's. | |
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| And I've got a new NBC show called "I've Been Framed" where the American public try to frame me for disgusting crimes, until i am found guilty, and imprisoned. For life. Thank you. | |
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