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| Hello. I am the Lord Jesus Robert Christ, Esq. | |
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| I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all my fans for making my book, 'The Bible' number one bestseller of all time. | |
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| But i made up that bit about the fish and bread, and that water/wine farrago. Oh yeah, and I'm not really the son of God. GOD!! You people are idiots. | |
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| Moh. You are going to HELL, Kearns. | |
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