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by Kr0n1c
Hey little Billy how was your xmas?
It was ok I guess. I been thinking. If Santa is real what does he do all year once xmas is over?
Well, after xmas Santa eats the 5 elfs who produced the least amount of toys. Than he spins himself into a cacoon and hybernates. He than emerges as the easter bunny and begins laying eggs.
Sorry Billy. After the third or fourth heroin and coffee enema of the day my lies become pretty creative. Wanna hear my theory on why I think frosty the snowman is the anti-christ?
NO! How about one of them enemas though?
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