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| Dude, Johnson, I knew it was going to be a bad day today. When I woke up, she asked me if she looked fat. | |
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| Oh, no. You didn't actually try to answer the question, did you? You know there's no right answer. 'No' is just as bad as 'Yes' when it comes to that question. | |
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| I thought I'd try something new, so I told here that I didn't think she was fat, but if she felt bad about it, she should try going to the gym. | |
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| That's not the right answer either, is it Cardoza? | |
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| At least we don't live together, so I still have my own bed to sleep in, and I don't have to sleep on the couch. | |
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| You should have changed the subject. | |
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