The following situation is something that is probably happening right now between my girlfriend's obnoxious roommate and some unsuspecting Austrailian guy.
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| G'day mister Austrailian man, I am an American student. | |
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| Uh...g'day. Something I can do for you? | |
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| Oh, I was just wondering if I could borrow your boomerang. | |
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| I don't have a boomerang. | |
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Let's have a big hand for "Liz," lowering the world's opinion of Americans, one continent at a time.
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| What? I thought all you people carried them at all times! Oh well, nevermind. Say, what's the difference between Austrailia and New Zealand anyway? | |
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| Crikey, are all Americans this stupid? | |
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