Leil

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Seriously.

Crime fighter.

by Leil
1-11-02

Having finally chosen an identity, our hero returns to figting crime.


	What? I don't fight crime. What the fuck are you talking about?

Our hero bravely fights to vanquish the forces of evil.


	I don't know. The fucking narrator seems to think I'm a crime fighter for some reason.

Our hero is a Phillistine.


	I'm not a fucking crime fighter, and Phil isn't the forces of evil! And don't call me a Phillistine, you fuck!