In the news today: The Amish...
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| Are they the quaint, old-fashioned farmers they seem to be? | |
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| ...or are they really a pack of inbred, extremist chicken-fondlers? Perhaps our roving reporter has some answers for us... | |
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| I tried asking the Amish about the chicken-fondling allegations, but I've gotten no answers yet. Perhaps they're all busy "gathering eggs." | |
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| Ring! Riiiiiiing!! RING!!! | |
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| I know not what this ringing thing is...so surely it is a tool of the Devil! | |
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