All comics by LuchadoreX

 

Pato's Revenge: The ARMAGEDDON~! by LuchadoreX 8-07-02
Somewhere near Moosehump, Iowa, and Evil Plan takes form... Dammit people, a joke is a joke, but I am SICK of being portrayed as a Magenta Donkey that Moos! I will send my PATO BOTS to destroy you all! Hi, I'm WWE Superstar Lita. I'm about to shove something up Pato's backside, but it won't be my penis.	PATO BOT KILL! Destroy all LITAS! I agree to appear in this crappy comic and THIS is the best Pato comes up with?	I'm afraid I have to arrest you for being terminally unfunny. It's not like I have any choice in the matter...

 

Fight Squirel by LuchadoreX 8-07-02
A fateful meeting... Aureole, you are NOT your fucking Khakis. You are NOT your glowing red squirrel eyes. You are NOT your collection of vintage Partridge Family 8-Tracks. The first rule of Fight Club is "Bite my diapered nutsack, Mr. Durden." I'm gonna go hack Pato into noodle salad.	A scene of unimaginable carnage... DIE! DIE YOU MAGENTA FREAK!* *ITVR does not advocate axe disembowlment as a method of dealing with Pato.	A surprise twist ending... Damn, THAT was close. Had I not hid behind the Dance Dance Revolution kid, that might of been the end of me! You're Pato, right? A Priest just gave me $20 to slice your pee-pee off

 

Young Cows In Love by LuchadoreX 8-07-02
Ah, Springtime! A time for love, romance, and wild Canola parties... My, a female magenta donkeycow. I wonder if she's checking out my package. Lord, if I was THAT ugly, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards.	I'll bet she's hoping that I'll ask her over to my place for vanilla YooHoo and hot armpit sex! Is that his breath or did the Nazis hit us with a owl crap buzzbomb?	Now's the time to make my move! I'll look soulfully into her eyes, nuzzle her hindquarters, and ask her if she'll marry me! Hi. A magenta donkeycow just paid me $20 to bite off your pecker.

 

A Typical Weinerville Thread by LuchadoreX 8-07-02
Two MENTAL TITANS begin a Triple H Thread! I hate Triple H. Triple H just sucks. I heard Triple H kidnapped the Linberg Baby. Triple H is such a FAGGORT. Hate 'em. Sucks. Lindberg Baby.	Suddenly, the Migh I personally think that perhaps you're complaining about HHH too much.

 

Enter The Migh! by LuchadoreX 8-07-02
Mi Some of you have wondered about my last strip. It's a post modern masterpiece of deconstructivism. It was a load of horse shit.	Mig I was attempting to make a subtle commentary on the nature of hypocrisy in the context of 21st century wrestling commentary. The dumbass hit the "Return" key.	Migh I'm sure you all appreciate my wry, subtle wit. I bet you wish this was another fucking "Pato" strip, aren't you?

 

The ITVR 'SIGNS' Movie Review! by LuchadoreX 8-12-02
Quick, we just NAIL the ALIENS out of our house! Lord, if only we had some sort of PROJECTILE weapon that hurled metal pellets!	I suppose I could burn down the corn field, thus saving the Earth from invasion, but dang, that stuff was EXPENSIVE to plant! Fuck, these things HURT! Hey, wait a second... we could use these hammers to BEAT OURSELVES TO DEATH, thus foiling the Alien Plot!	I'm in a trash can! It's a SIGN! A sign that this movie=TRASH~! Hey! This movie RULED I'd applaud, except that you've nailed my hands to my elbows.

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