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| Aureole, you are NOT your fucking Khakis. You are NOT your glowing red squirrel eyes. You are NOT your collection of vintage Partridge Family 8-Tracks. | |
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| The first rule of Fight Club is "Bite my diapered nutsack, Mr. Durden." I'm gonna go hack Pato into noodle salad. | |
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A scene of unimaginable carnage...
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| DIE! DIE YOU MAGENTA FREAK!* | |
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| *ITVR does not advocate axe disembowlment as a method of dealing with Pato. | |
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A surprise twist ending...
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| Damn, THAT was close. Had I not hid behind the Dance Dance Revolution kid, that might of been the end of me! | |
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| You're Pato, right? A Priest just gave me $20 to slice your pee-pee off | |
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