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And so, on a perfectly temperate Wednesday afternoon, Isaac Jacob Henry would discover a massive red lump that had situated itself on the base of his penis.
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This both confused and frightened Henry, who due to a combination of bad luck and crippling halitosis had not enjoyed sex with another person in three and a half years.
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This sensation would last exactly two minutes and seventeen seconds, at which point the saviour of humanity would burst from his pelvis, killing him instantly.
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