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| Hi! I'm John Romero, and this is Stevie Case. We're here to announce that one of the most anticipated games ever-- Daikatana 2-- is currently in development! | |
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| That's right, John! And since we wish to avoid the sort of rioting, looting, and mass hysteria that marked Daikatana's release date, each box will contain a signed photo of my boobies! | |
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| Look! Up on stage! It's the bastards responsible for unleashing Daikatana upon an innocent Earth! | |
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| Vengeance is at hand! Let's get them! | |
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And so a terrible crisis is averted. But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?
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