Makin_d_bacon
stripcreator donor

pm : info

More Power To Ya

by Makin_d_bacon
1-07-17

Drexel's "Sex Shoppe".......


	I'm here to return that toy you sold me. It's defective.


	You mean the Super Duper Black Max Dildo, "Vibrate-atron" with lifetime batteries?


	Lifetime my arse. I used em all the first week.


	Wow, that's quite a lot of "dildo-ing", if I do say so myself! So...you want a replacement?


	No way! I want an adapter that will hook it to my 426 Dodge Hemi. I expect HUGE O-P-G's!.


	I'm assuming O-P-G's means orgasms per gallon, right?