And the winner for best picture is......."La La Land"!
Honky ass, cracker mutha fuckas! No justice, no peace! Black movies matter so we gonna burn this bitch down. You feel us?
Oh wait! There was a slight mistake. "Moonlight" is the real winner! Come up and receive your Oscar!
You goddamn right, bitches!
Praise Jesus to have blessed our humble team by affording us this wonderful prize that shows the immense acceptance of a diversified body of The Academy!