C'mon ma, let's scram outta here. The Easter Bunny will be at Wal-Mart in 10 minutes.
Timmy, Easter is the most important day on the Christian calendar. Our lord rose from the dead on the first Easter 2000 years ago.
Yeah but, Mass lasts over an hour. The smell of incense makes me sick. They're singing songs in Latin & all the kneeling is killin my knees blah, blah, blah...
Oh you poor baby. Ok then, let's go!
How disappointing. It's the same thing every tear!
Quit yer whining and cough up my fifty smackers! I'm late for Wal-Mart!
