Everybody knows....

Author: Makin_d_bacon

Date: May 28, 2018

by Makin_d_bacon
5-28-18
12:30 pm
How much for this coffee?
Oh it's free. Earlier a guy paid for the first 100 customers.
seconds later
Don't worry guys, lunch is on ME!
That'll be $76.43 for the three of you, w/o the tip!
What? What about the free food for the first 100 people?
Oh, it's still in effect but not on lunches. Even the biggest moron knows that there's no such thing as a "free lunch"!