You're sure? Only about six folks died in the Puerto Rico disaster?
Ten... tops! That number of over 3000 is totally FAKE & way overblown!
...the POTus boils over!
Kinda like your "toadstool penis", eh Mr. President?
Kinda like my WHAT, Anderson?
The body has been beheaded and it's hands and feet have been removed to prevent us making a positive I.D. !
But you're still pretty confident it's Anderson Cooper, right? I mean, he did have a CNN Mic shoved up his ass along with DNA from several different semen samples.