So Maura, your sister Jael wants to work in our nursery?
Yes Father, but she has a past! She used to be a hooker!
Oh I'm sure she'll be fine with the wee little ones. She only needs to change diapers and tell em' stories. Can she do that?
Sure! It sounds easy enough. She loves poetry.
Alas, Jael's version of poetry was......
Ever hear this one? "There once was a man from Nantucket...". No? Well then how about this one..."Whilst he was stickin' a dick in me Doc, the cum ran down his cock...." Still NO?
