Hey d_bacon, Deb wants me to move the 500 lb. cast iron stove to the garage. Wanna help me?
Is he NUTS?
I mean there's only 15 stairs to negotiate and then, of course, there's the plush shag carpet issue!
Allow me to make a suggestion, rags!
You tell that fat ass, little pork-chop that if he EVER tries to tell me what "I" should do again that I'll shove my foot so far up his ass he'll be tasting Desenex!