Today is my execution day. Maybe the phone will ring & the President will pardon me...
Could it be...?
*Brrrng....Brrrng" Hello? This is President Trump. I have some huge news that'll just THRILL you! I'd like to order 100 buckets of KFC delivered to the Whitehouse!
Just shave my head, already!
Hello? HELLO? H-E-L-L-O??? Pick up the damned phone you greasy assed wetbacks! What? A prison? Damn you Pence.
