MatthewEastaugh  

Hi Matthew, it's the Comic Government here. We regret to have to tell you this, but you can't use this hell in your strips anymore...

Eh? Why on earth not?

Overbooked, y'see. We're all booked out now until 2036. Still, we have come up with a suitable replacement...

Where?

Here. Great Yarmouth.

Oh, that'll do then.