Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  MatthewEastaugh  

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Someday, somehow... I WILL think up a better thing to stick in this here profile slot. Until then.. eh.
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by MatthewEastaugh
3-17-01
Time for a few introductions, I think...
Hi, I'm Matthew. I'm normally very bored. And yes, I never smile. Get used to it. Still, I'm a nice chap. I think.
Hi, I'm Sam. I'm married to Matthew. Dunno why. I'm also bored. And I'm NOT A LESBIAN.
I'm Rew. I like my shirt, don't you? Dunno why I'm sitting on this bench. Hmm.
Hello, I'm Laura. You probably don't know me. I'm married to Keef, but he keeps forgetting my name. Stupid.
I'm Keef... and I didn't forget Laura's name. Matthew did. Cause he's incompetent. And a twat.
I'm Jesus, and I feel out of place here.
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