MatthewEastaugh  

Ladies and gentlemen, following the problems with Gretchen, I feel it is time to divert your attention a bit.

What better way to do this than with the introduction of a new character? So, without further ado, here's my dog Nobby!

Woof.

Okay, so that didn't work quite as well as I thought it would.

..yes, but only cause you're crap, matthew...