The following events are real, the names have been changed to protect the innocent
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| Oh, sweet jumping snapping turtles, dude, our planes goin' down! | |
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| Fuck me, and just after I got done de-icing the flux capacitor. | |
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| Man, am I glad we crash landed so close to Bouvetoya. I wonder what that means, anyway? | |
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| Hang on, lemme check..........uh, dude, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but all I can say is don't bend over... | |
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| TOBOR WELCOME STRANGERS TO BOUVETOYA, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CORNHOLE ISLAND! I HOPE YOU BOTH EAT PLENTY FIBER! | |
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| I KNEW I shouldn't have had those peanut right before the plane crashed.. | |
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