MaxPayne  

Hi, my name's Ewwwww. I'm a paint-huffing 13 year old, and because of my years of glue and highlighter sniffing am left with an almost completely useless brain stem.

I get by, though. I find a joke that works, and I stick with it. And stick with it. And stick with it. And sti... well, see for yourself..

*clears throat*

You're a fag!

Look at that! Comedy genius, I tell ya! And all my nerdy 13 year old friends think so too!