Melkor

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What people are saying (*): "More fun than a sack full of dead kittens" - Joe Grant "We will go to the moon" - J.F.K. "More contagious than the black plague" - A Rat "He is witty. He is funny. He has style" - A.S. Byatt "There are only two people in the world who would understand this, and they are both me." - A Schyzophrenic "If I had any glands, I might find him funny" - Death "As Stylish as a banana daiquiri" - Terry Pratchett !!Now back with 25% more funny and 100% less hair.!! (*) Not saying anything about me especifically. just saying in general.

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by Melkor
3-24-04


	Mom, you told me I was conceived at a party you went with dad.


	Why yes, son. it was the annual encyclopedia salesman rendevous of 1986.


	But Dad's white. So how come I'm black, have red hair and chinese eyes?


	...


	Son, with all the stuff that happened at that party, count yourself lucky you're not barking.

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