WW39 - Thank you, Internet...

Author: Melkor

Date: March 8, 2005

by Melkor
3-08-05
I'm sorry Mary, your psychoses have lowered office moral . And quite frankly, wearing tin foil on our casual friday's didnt help , either. You're fired.
No! The world must be warned of the impending doom. Satanic forces have alied with the Illuminatti to control our minds by sending X-Rays to our doorknobs!
I'll show 'em, I'll show 'em *twitch*. I'll warn the world, i'll start a website!*twitchTwitchtwitch*
One month later.
Your site has reached 1,000,000 hits.
YYYYEE*twitch*EESSSSS!!