Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!
...And me without my spooooon!
I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.
Eggs of Satan