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by MikeyG
This just in: StripCreatoria is in utter chaos today over a new comic contest started by ivytheplant.
Yes, Blonald, it seems that no one has used an actual reporter as specified in the rules. They seem to focus on Kaddar's 'Host' character.
Scientists have attributed this to Ken Kaufman's masturbation habits. It is common knowledge that every time one cranks one off, God kills a kitten. Now cats are dying.
Apparently Kaufman has blown straight through all the kittens in the world in a two-day spankfest. So many Stripcreatorians have lost their cats that their comic judgement has become clouded.
For the love of Brad, Kaufman! StripCreatoria will disappear and so will I! Say my name, Bastian! Oops, wrong scenario. Dude, just stop a-whackin' off!
I think not, Asian Girl! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Come, kitty...your time draws nigh!
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