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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

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CC 224: Vegetarian Asserole

by MikeyG
12-17-03


	sniff ...I don't know, officer! I walked in and all I saw was gallons of blood and a severed arm! Oh, poor Lance! sob


	Well, Mr. Floiven, where were you until you arrived at your home?


	sniff I was at Ms. Greenbeans, the vegetarian store Lance and I run. This is horrible! sniff


	Mr. Floiven, your boyfriend was hacked to bits and lightly sauteed in a delectable bearnaise sauce. Any idea where the weapon came from?


	sob I don't know, officer. We're vegetarians! We don't even own a steak knife! sniff


	That would explain the note saying, "Dreadfully sorry 'bout ruining the Mont Blanc set. Couldn't find a thing else to stab 'im with."

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MikeyG
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