MikeyG
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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FTC 22 - Informer

by MikeyG
2-11-04


	Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.


	Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.


	Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?


	My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.


	So he told me his punk-ass got laced up by some trick-ass, nasty ho, and I done come up in yo grill to tell yo ass da newz, O.G.


	You've been out of my sphere of influence for 10 minutes and you turn Wanksta on me.

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MikeyG stripcreator donor

MikeyG
stripcreator donor