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| Captain! The woman spit on a dollar bill and stuck it to my leg when I was on stage at the strip club.All because her husband was tipping. | |
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| Blonde! In which you proceded to slap her across the face with an open fist and made her call the cops. | |
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| Barry! Welcome to the background check department. Do you have a name you want me to run? | |
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| Spigot! We have our first client dating background check investigation . He wants me to run your name thru the database. He saw you at the art gallery. | |
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